Tuesday 15 March 2011

He shoots he scores ..........he shot a student

Cole shot 21-year-old Tom Cowan from just 5ft away on Friday the 20th of Febuary as he “larked about” with a .22 calibre air rifle at Chelsea Football Club’s training ground.                                                                                                                                                                           Cowan was given medical treatment immediately after the “larks”. He did not die.(phew!) Cole might have been fined a month’s wages for manslaughter.

A spokesman said “we are continuing inquiries whether any criminal offences have taken place.”

Cole has apologised for his actions. Apparently, he didn't no it had any bullets in it.

2 comments:

  1. This article made me smile boys :)

    However, I am not too sure about one of your facts; was Cole guilty of manslaughter?

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  2. THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT THAT TOO WAS HE GUILTY OF MANSLAUGHTER? BUT I'VE READ IT AND IT MADE ME LAUGH TOO I THOUGHT THAT YOU PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THE ARTICLE AND IT DESERVES TO BE IN THE NEWSPAPER!HA

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